Saturday, 19 April 2008

This made me smile

While on a short break from typing up my project report so i can graduate from university at last i found this rather amusing web comic from Dilbert.

several things amused me about this
number 1 is that it seems to be a description of my life sometimes
number 2 one well known "You might be an engineer if..." is that you have a dilbert on your office or cubical wall. As i have neither of these things (i have to share the office at work with all the other managers, and anyway, i should be out on the shop floor rather than in it) i think a blog is the next best thing!

Thursday, 6 March 2008

Just another morning at the office

Well this week has been interesting. Weve been a little short staffed at work due to people calling in sick. This has lead to me doing the early shift at work today. Instead of a nice normal 8-5 im now working 5.15-2pm. Fun times! Its actually nice to do an early for a change. Its ben a while since I did one and I forgot how easy and fun they are. Once you get past the getting up at 4.30 (a time which should only be seen as part of the night before) its a good laugh. Institute was also good last nigh but ill post details when im home from work!
Laters!

Sent from a mobile device probably from the office at work...

Sunday, 17 February 2008

So that was the night

After the assault of the vixens had abated i discovered that we had taken our enire projected sales for the hour in about 20mins which would make me look good atwork on Monday. Not to mention make some of the other managers little envious! The shift as a whole went well. Many drunks were served the senile old lady was mentioned over the pubwatch radio several times and we had street marshals hanging about inside the restaraunt for most of the night which ensured nobody caused any trouble! I had the last customers out of the door and the place emptied for about 00:05 and we then proceded to clean the place and i ended up gettign home a little earlier then usuall which was a good thing!
Well folks thats all for tonight. Now its time for bed before i wake for church tomorrow!!

Saturday, 16 February 2008

The Vixens are here!!

Ahh Saxon would be so jelous
I just had the pleasure of serving the entire Southampton Vixens cheerleading squad..that's about 50 cheerleaders. As they were obviously students we sorted them all out with student offers. A little friendly flirting happen as we'll I think.... All part of giving great customer service. Its amazing the attention you can command when the ladies are hungry!!

The staff have arrived

So part 2 of the live blogging
The staff have just arrived on their way out for a night in he town centre. The ladies LN and SB made their customery pit stop to say hi on their way out. The senile lady reappeared and another large group of chavs occupied the lobby. I've also been listening in on our pubwatch radio to the fun the bouncers are having already and its only 10. Could be a fun night later!

Live blogging

So time for the llive blogging I promised from work..
I arrived to run my saturday night shift at 3.45 and found that the day managers had done a great job of cleaning the place and getting it ready for the night. It was busy also but I had plenty of staff on. Since then the clientel of the restaurant has changed. Around 5pm the place was half full of chavs who were just hanging around without having bought anything so they were all moved along. We also had one of our regulars in. Shes a slightly deaf old lady wo is a little senile as well making her.... interesting to serve unless you have lots of patience and are good at keping people on task. Fortunatly im good at this and so I ended up serving herSince then its been fairly quiet so were getting the place clean and ready for the onslaught of drunks who will surley arrive soon....
Number of chavs kicked out...approx 25
Number of senile old ladies served 1
Number of drunks served 0
*sent from my mobile phonèwhile on a break at work*

Quote of the week so far

"Dude keep your pants on....
No....
Really....
Please keep your pants on"
"OK fair point"
All speculation on the origin of this is welcome in the coments below. An explanation may follow in the morning!

Thursday, 14 February 2008

Dead....or maybe not......

So hows this for a treat.. not one but two blog posts in a day!
Being a wednesday we had Institute tonight. I was a little later than usuall arriving as i had to pick Y on the way and had been catchign up with a friend from university, which was good. I knew him as he lived in teh room opposite mine for a year when i was in halls. We remanisced about the Elvyn slop and teh nimber of times we went for takeouts and i drove to Dominoes for pizza after we were late for dinner and left with a particually unppealing selection!!

Institute was good as usuall. Brother H taught an excallent lesson. The first was Adjusting to married life and was just what i was expecting. I took this part of the course 4 years ago so a lot of it is reinforcing what ive learnt already, but the Eternal marriage course dosen't have as much depth as the ones on the standard works so what you see is what you get!
As i was reflecting in class today I realised how much roles in the class have changed. 4 years ago i was new to the class and the area and was learning all about things from teh first time and enjoying being away from home for the first time and trying to sort out many emotions i had and the class really helped, especially the contributions from the more experanced class members. Today I realied that I am now one of those and hwo hopefully im helping to teach those who are taking the corse for the first time.

The second class on the Old Testement was also good and i have several notes to transer to my scriptures tomorrow morning when i study. It was interesting to look at the end of Deuteronomy and realise how things can easily be mistranslated when the docterines being taught are either lost or misunderstood. Anyone who wants more details will have to ask me to explain.

Well, ite getting late now so i'd better head off to Bed. I look foreward to being able to get Saxons take on the lessons in his post tomorrow!!!

After a brief respite...

So as you may be able to see from the dates on the last post its been a little while since i last posted... yeah....about that......
Lifes been busy i have done lots visited the family and served an awful lot of burgers. Blackwidow now has a new job selling electrical goods at a large retail chain and Institutes going well. Christmas was great and im lovin' it at work!
Works been particially enjoyable with many interesting anecdotes and more quotes. I've had both the Police and the Ambulance service attend on my shifts to deal with the members of the public who end up in the store. Theres a saying ive heard that definatly bears true on nights in a town centre. A person is Clever. People are dumb
Somethign im goign to try doing is the occasional live blogpost from work when intersting things happen.
Could be interesting.
Could be boring
Whos knows!
Tune in Later for more!!

Saturday, 8 September 2007

TACOMA with a side of ORM

So time for a second blogpost. As i'm sure Saxon and Fraggle can attest this blogging thing is a little harder than it first appears!! I can say that in the last 3 weeks lots has happened some of which may appear shortly here....
You can see on Saxons blog that him, Fraggle and myself went to the LDS national YSA convention over the bank holiday weekend and had great fun there. After that i returned to geeksville for 2 days before jetting off to Luxembourg to visit the parents for a week where great fun was had. While there i got a text from the boss at work saying that she was leaving :o
My first shift back was Friday this week and it was fun. I was working till 7 and then went out to the movies with Saxon J Alfred and some other people. While on the way i got a call from my brother who was at work saying they were short staffed and had had to send someone to the walkin centre as he got burnt because he wasn't wearing his PPE while cleaning a grill. Silly boy. Goes to show why we spend money buying PPE and telling the staff to wear it. I can claim a moral high ground here as i always were the proper PPE and make others do it when i see there not!

Due to there only being 2 people working for most of the shift last night my brother got hoe at about 3am and so slept in this morning. I went to take him to work and on the way home came across a man at the side of the road on the ground having a fit. This is where the blog post comes in. At work I've been first aid trained and my entire job revolves around the concept of TACOMA. Whats TACOMA i hear you cry!! Well its an acronym used by the US military and stands for TAke COntrol and Move Ahead. This is the essential aspect of Management-if you cant do this then you need to get out! I stopped The Car i was driving got out checked there was no danger to myself checked the man was breathing as there was no response when i shook him and talked to him then looked for a street sign as i called an ambulance. Another person stopped so i told them to sit with him while i was on the phone. As i was on the phone the man came round then a few minuted later the ambulance arrived in the form of an ECP in a response car. As she was on her own i waited a couple of minutes for the ambulance to arrive and then left them to do their jobs. Before the ambulance arrived someone came out from a house and got a chair for the man to sit on which was a really daft thing to do. If he'd had another fit he could have hurt himself if he fell to the floor as i was told on my first aid course and as the call taker reinforced to me. I said this however i was the youngest in a crowd of 7 or 8 people so nobody listened to me. As there were people around and he was in the chair and talking to us saying he was OK i applied a little ORM (another US term, Operational Risk Management) nd decided not to push the point-he didnt want to get out of the chair i could hear the ambulance coming and there were enough people next to the chair to catch him and place him on the ground if he had another fit. As he was OK i went and moved some cars that had stopped to allow the ambulance to stop next to the man without blocking the junction we were next to and waited for them to arrive. Its great how you feel proud of yourself for helping and serving others after the event, though i did the usual thing i do in that type of situation by taking control dealing with it then when its all over shaking a little as the delayed panic and stress sets in.


Training is great for preventing panic and to anyoen reading this who hasnt done a first aid course i highly reccomend you go do one. Its been invaluable to me and though i didnt save the mans life it could help you save someones!



Stay safe and if you all behave i might update you on what i got up to in Manchester and Luxembourg.......